pilotpanic:

this man couldn’t harm a flower

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heart:

ideas for a simple Halloween disguise: shower with your makeup on

theatre-tech:

He even has the math to back it up.

Anonymous asked:
"you're cute"

awww thank you that’s really sweet!

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper